May 2013
28 posts
thelandoffakebelieve:
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
I hate my friends
deadinmagazines:
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
best ever.
I think I need some cats….cats might help.
realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
peace-love-homicide:
i left my caps lock on
last night must have been wild
giving up facebook and sugar in the same week… keeping tumblr so I don’t make a prison shank and kill everything… I will be a skinny bitch at the end of all this.
April 2013
7 posts
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
citymod:
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
pooka-saurus:
shining-vagina:
carlyjespen:
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t everything be like 10 dollars
I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you
I hate other people’s children. They need to keep the screamers out of public buildings.
March 2013
4 posts
guys i feel as ignored as
a white crayon
the first piece of bread
internet explorer
the terms of agreement
18+ warning
Kevin Jonas
February 2013
5 posts
January 2013
7 posts
bitchouttahell:
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
avucado:
let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
